Unbelievable Okinawa Camping: Tamarru's Hidden Paradise!
Unbelievable Okinawa Camping: Tamarru's Hidden Paradise! – A Rambling, Honest Review (Buckle Up!)
Okay, folks, lemme tell you, I just got back from Unbelievable Okinawa Camping: Tamarru's Hidden Paradise!, and my brain is still processing. It's… well, it's a lot. Forget the perfectly curated travel blogs; this is the real deal, the messy, sometimes glorious, sometimes frustrating, but always real experience. So, grab a coffee (or something stronger, you might need it), and let's dive in. I'm gonna be brutally honest, and probably a bit all over the place. Bear with me.
Let's start with the basics, shall we?
Accessibility - Not gonna lie, this is where I got a bit…stuck. Accessibility itself is a mixed bag. The website promised it, but… look, I'm no expert when it comes to wheelchair accessibility, but the terrain, while beautiful, seemed a bit challenging. They list Facilities for disabled guests, and while I saw elevators, and the Concierge was super helpful, I'd HIGHLY recommend contacting them directly if you have specific accessibility needs. Ask specific questions. Seriously. Don't be shy. "Is the path to the pool paved?" "Are the washrooms fully accessible?" Things you might take for granted elsewhere.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: I'm not going to lie, the food scene was a highlight.
Cleanliness and safety: Yes, yes, yes. Big thumbs up (and sigh of relief) on the Cleanliness and safety front. It was a relief. They're taking this seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer stations everywhere (thank goodness!), and the staff were constantly wiping things down. They even had a Hygiene certification displayed, which I appreciated. The whole "post-pandemic" thing felt… well, safe. They also took the Physical distancing of at least 1 meter seriously and it was genuinely welcome. They had Room sanitization opt-out available, which, good for them. Staff trained in safety protocol - definitely noticed that. And let's be honest, a Doctor/nurse on call is a nice comfort.
Dining, drinking, and snacking: Okay, brace yourselves. This is where things get interesting.
The restaurants themselves? Diverse. You've got your choice! They bragged about Asian cuisine in restaurant, and oh boy, did they deliver. But it felt like you were in another world, from the food to the presentation. Their Soup in restaurant was the perfect antidote to… well, to life, sometimes. Now they had Buffet in restaurant, and it was extensive. Sometimes, I'd go and just… stare. They had a Poolside bar, which was perfect. A Coffee shop, too-- I'm really addicted. And the Snack bar-- chef's kiss!
Room service [24-hour]: This was a game-changer. Ordering Breakfast in room, especially after a long day of, well, everything, felt like pure luxury. The Breakfast [buffet], if you could make it down there on time, was… well, impressive, to put it mildly. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was decent. The food presentation was amazing, and from the presentation, I would highly recommend their Vegetarian restaurant options, honestly. So many yummy things!
Available in all rooms: Now, the rooms themselves. The Additional toilet? Bless. The Air conditioning? Essential, people. Alarm clock, yeah, whatever. Bathrobes? Luxurious. Blackout curtains? Life-saving. The Coffee/tea maker was appreciated. The Complimentary tea was a nice touch. Daily housekeeping was on point. Desk was great for… actually, I didn’t use it. Extra long bed? Yes! The Free bottled water was crucial. The Hair dryer: essential, I'm not a fan of wet hair. The In-room safe box gave me peace of mind. Internet access – wireless and Wi-Fi [free] worked well, and also Internet access – LAN-- so rare, but it's cool. Laptop workspace was there. Mini bar tempted me. Non-smoking rooms, thank the heavens. Private bathroom. Reading light was perfect. Refrigerator was a lifesaver. Separate shower/bathtub was a godsend. Shower was great. Smoke detector-- good. Soundproofing was excellent. The Telephone worked perfectly. The Toiletries were decent. Towels? Fluffy. Window that opens. Very important!
Services and conveniences: This is where Tamarru shines. The Concierge was a lifesaver. The Daily housekeeping was impeccable. The Elevator (thank you, sweet baby Jesus). Facilities for disabled guests, as mentioned, contact them directly! Food delivery options were available. A delightful Gift/souvenir shop - I picked up a few too many things. Invoice provided, all organized, which is really useful. Laundry service. Laundry service was well run. Luggage storage was a blessing after a flight. Oh, and a Shrine. And a Smoking area, you know.
For the kids: While I went solo, they seem super Family/child friendly. They have Babysitting service, Kids facilities, and also Kids meal.
Getting Around: The airport transfer was seamless, and from there, there are Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site].
Now, about “Things to do, ways to relax…”
Body scrub - meh. Body wrap - maybe. Fitness center - I mostly just looked at it. Foot bath – okay, this was actually quite refreshing. Gym/fitness – see above. Massage – yes, please. Book it. Book it now. Pure bliss. The Pool with view was spectacular. The Sauna and the Steamroom, both top-notch. The Spa itself was an experience. Spa/sauna, yes. Swimming pool [outdoor] – stunning.
The Anecdote That Launched A Thousand Reviews (And Maybe A Few Tears):
Okay, I have to share this. I got a massage. And it was life-changing. I went in feeling… well, I was a bit stressed, a bit overwhelmed, a bit… everything. The therapist, a tiny woman with the strongest hands I've ever encountered, worked her magic. At one point, I swear, I felt like I was floating. Seriously. I could have wept (and I might have teared up a little). Afterward, I felt like a new human. This one thing was the best part of the entire trip, and would be worth it to go again.
The Quirks and Imperfections (Because, You Know, Life):
Here come the messy bits! The internet was a bit spotty in places, especially in the more secluded areas. And finding my way to the spa was like navigating a maze. They're working on signs, I think. Oh, and that "Unbelievable" in the name? Sometimes, it felt… almost too much. Expectations were, let's say, soaring at first. Then reality hit. But at the end of the day you would go back.
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My Verdict: Should You Go?
Yes. Absolutely yes. But go with open eyes (and maybe a sense of humor). It's not perfect, nothing ever is, but it’s a unique, unforgettable experience. Book a massage. Pack your stretchy pants (for the buffet). And prepare to come back a slightly different person.
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- A complimentary massage: (trust me, you need this).
- Early check-in: Because who wants to wait? Less time for the world to hit you, more time for the spa!
- A welcome basket of local treats: (to fuel your explorations and your late-night cravings).
- A chance to discover a hidden paradise: You'll always be a little surprised.
- And most importantly: A chance to escape the ordinary! Be prepared for
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your meticulously organized, Instagram-perfect travel itinerary. This is the raw, unfiltered truth of attempting a camping trip in Okinawa with my sanity (and maybe my tent pegs) hanging by a thread. Welcome to the chaos!
TAMARU Camping Okinawa - Operation: Survive the Humidity (and My Own Incompetence)
Day 1: Arrival & Tent Tantrums
- 8:00 AM - Tokyo Departure: Woke up late. Seriously, you'd think after years of setting an alarm, I could manage it. Now I'm speed-packing, stuffing my backpack like it's a bottomless pit of questionable gear. Forgot the coffee. OH. THE. HUMANITY.
- 11:00 AM - Naha Airport Arrival: Humidity hits you like a wall. Like, I knew it would be humid, but wow. Instantly transform into a sweaty, disoriented mess. Finding the rental car was a comedy of errors, involving a lot of confused hand gestures and a near-miss with a very unimpressed-looking Japanese grandma.
- 1:00 PM - Grocery Store Run (and Panic Attack): Okay, food. This is crucial. Navigating those Japanese grocery stores is like trying to decipher hieroglyphics… with the added pressure of "hangry." Ended up with some things I couldn't identify, some brightly colored juice that might be edible, and a bag of what I think are chips. Fingers crossed.
- 3:00 PM - TAMARU Camping Site Check-In: Beautiful. Stunning even. Lush green, ocean views… and a complete lack of shade where I planned to put my tent. Sigh. This is where the real fun (read: struggle) begins.
- 3:30 PM - Tent Setup – The Battle of the Beach Blanket: This is where things get… ugly. I'm convinced my tent is possessed. The instructions are a cruel joke written in a language I don't speak. The wind is mocking me. I spent a solid hour wrestling with poles, battling rogue straps, and questioning all my life choices. I think I may have accidentally shouted at a gecko. The final product is… lopsided. But hey, at least it (sort of) provides shelter from the sun. The emotional toll is immense.
- 6:00 PM - Sunset Beer & Regret: Finally, I collapsed onto a camping chair. Cracked open a local Orion beer and watched the sunset. Beautiful. Even with the slightly-collapsed tent and the nagging feeling that I've forgotten something crucial (like a pillow), it's still… amazing. Regret for the lack of a pillow, though.
Day 2: Beach Bliss & Seaweed Shenanigans
- 7:00 AM - Wake Up With Aching Everything: Slept like a rock. Maybe too much beer? My back feels like it was used as a speed bag.
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast of Champions (or at Least, Survived): Experimented with the weirdly colored juice. Turns out, it's… fine-ish. The chips are indeed chips. Victory.
- 9:00 AM - Beach Time! The main reason I'm here. The closest beach is a short walk away. Soft white sand, turquoise water, and a complete lack of crowds. Paradise! I spent hours wading in the water, staring out at the ocean, and feeling the sun on my skin.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch that tested my skills: Attempted to cook. Actually burned some. But the scenery made up for my cooking abilities.
- 2:00 PM - Snorkeling (and Dramatic Failures): Rented some snorkeling gear and attempted to explore some coral. Let's just say I’m not exactly a natural. Kept swallowing water, kept bumping into things, and spent way too much time flailing. Ended up with a mouthful of seawater and a bruised ego. But the fish were pretty!
- 4:00 PM - Seaweed Encounter & Emotional Breakdown: While attempting to swim, I got tangled in seaweed. Freaked out. I’m not a rational ocean swimmer! Felt my heart race, and panicked. But realized I can't swim underwater and just swam to get the weed off.
- 6:00 PM - Campfire Chaos: Bought some marshmallows in the morning. Set up a bonfire (with assistance from a kind stranger). Roasted marshmallows. Burned most of them. But the sweet, gooey mess was perfect. Stargazing after. The dark sky, filled with lights. I love this.
- 8:00 PM - Bedtime: Tired. Exhausted. Happy. Ready for sleep.
Day 3: Exploration & Existential Musings (and a Possible Tent Relocation)
- 8:00 AM - Awkward Awaking: Woke up with the sun. Not ideal, but hey, the air is fresh. The tent is still standing (miracle!).
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast and Planning: Quick breakfast. Plan a day trip.
- 10:00 AM - Drive to [Name a local attraction]: Decided to explore the surrounding area (still failing to pronounce most of the Japanese names).
- 12:00 PM - Lunch and shopping: Stopped for lunch at a local restaurant. Ordered something I couldn't read. Luckily it was great and I got the courage to pick some fruit at a local shop.
- 2:00 PM - Beach/Hiking and Finding a new place: I still cant believe how beautiful the beaches here are. Did a hike to a new camp spot. I might change location, I think it'll be more comfortable.
- 5:00 PM - Camp site move and more cooking: Setting the tent once again, I hope this time it will be better. Then I cooked to celebrate my ability to survive.
- 7:00 PM - Stargazing: This place is amazing. I love it.
Day 4: The Great Escape (and Farewell Tears)
- 8:00 AM - Packing Up – The Grand Finale of Gear-Induced Fury: The moment I've been dreading. Packing up camp. It's a slow-motion train wreck of fumbling, groaning, and wishing I could just… stay forever. My tent now has a permanent crease in the wrong place.
- 10:00 AM - Final Beach Walk & Emotional Farewell: One last walk along the beach, soaking in the beauty. Wave goodbye to the ocean, the sun, and the memory of my (slightly) less-than-stellar camping skills. I may have shed a tear or two. It was an amazing trip.
- 11:00 AM - Return the rental: Took a lot longer than expected.
- 1:00 PM - Naha Airport Departure: Heading home. Already planning the next trip.
Things I Learned:
- I am dramatically inept at setting up tents.
- Japanese grocery stores are both terrifying and amazing.
- The ocean is beautiful, but also a little intimidating.
- Marshmallows are always a good idea.
- I have a newfound respect for geckos.
- I clearly need better camping gear.
- Okinawa is magical.
Final Verdict: This camping trip was a glorious, messy, chaotic adventure. It tested my patience, challenged my skills, and left me sun-kissed and slightly smelling of campfire smoke. Would I do it again? Absolutely. But next time, I'm hiring a tent-setup expert. And maybe bringing a pillow. And definitely more coffee. Until next time, Tamaru Camping Okinawa! You haven't seen the last of me!
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And the thing is, it's not just the technical stuff. It's the *vulnerability*. Standing there, in front of friends and family (or, let’s be honest, alone in my apartment), making these squeaky noises... it’s terrifying! I felt like a complete idiot. But then... slowly... something started to happen. A chord started to sound right. A simple song became recognizable. And the joy of *making* music, even if it was imperfect, even if it was just for me, started to win out.
Who’s the Best Ukulele Teacher? (Or, Where Do I Even Start?)
Instead of a Teacher, What I would recommend is, pick a few different teachers, read their reviews, and see if they're the right fit for you for them. It's like dating, but for music lessons! (and a way less awkward first kiss.)
What are some beginner Songs I can actually Play on my Ukulele?
Let's get real, what I'm telling you is, it's going to be slow. A few popular choices are a good place to start:
- "Riptide" by Vance Joy - Popular because it uses 4 basic chords.
- "Hey Soul Sister" by Train - Easy, simple strumming pattern!
- "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" - Classic, but a bit more challenging, but doable.
So, I keep messing up the chords! Help?
Here are a few things that helped me (and might help you):
- Slow Down: Seriously, slow it way, way down. Practice changing between chords as slowly as possible, focusing on clean finger placement. You can always speed it up later!
- Break It Down: Focus on individual chords. Get each one perfect *before* trying to string them together.
- Practice, Practice, Practice: Ugh, I know. The most annoying advice, but it’s true! Even 15 minutes a day is better than nothing.
- Record Yourself: Listen back (cringe is okay!). You'll hear what you're doing wrong AND what you're doing *right.*
Anything else that would be helpful?
