Escape to Paradise: Montenegro's Hotel Villa Royal Awaits
Escape to Paradise: Hotel Villa Royal Review - Montenegro's Jewel (with a bit of mess!)
Okay, folks, buckle up! Because I'm about to spill the beans (and maybe a little Montenegrin wine) on my recent stay at Hotel Villa Royal in Montenegro. Forget those dry, robotic reviews, I'm giving you the real deal - the good, the slightly-less-good, and the downright glorious. This ain't just a hotel; it's a whole vibe.
Accessibility - The Straight-Up Stuff First (and a tiny rant!)
Look, accessibility is crucial. Villa Royal tries. They have Facilities for disabled guests listed, which is a good start. The website says they offer Elevators, which is another plus because, let’s be real, lugging your suitcase up the stairs after a long flight is nobody's idea of paradise. I can't personally attest to how perfectly accessible everything is, so I really hope they're doing it right! If accessibility is specifically your main concern, definitely contact the hotel directly to confirm details and ensure they're a good fit for your needs! Please, hotels, don't just list things: show us you care about making it truly accessible!
The Internet: Yay! (Mostly)
Let's face it; we're addicted to the internet. Villa Royal nails this. "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" Yes! And a reliable connection throughout the hotel. My inner social media butterfly breathed a sigh of relief. I could upload my Insta stories in peace, get work done and generally stay connected. They even have Internet [LAN] which, if you're old-school, that's a win! So, thumbs up on Internet Services!
Sanitation & Safety - A Post-Pandemic Reality Check
Okay, let's be real, the world has changed. Fortunately, the hotel is clearly taking things seriously. The first impression was top marks, with professional-grade sanitizing services, Anti-viral cleaning products, and Rooms sanitized between stays. They've got Hand sanitizer stations everywhere. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Staff trained in safety protocol? Double-check. Now, I didn't witness the cleaning myself (that would be a bit creepy), but the overall feel of cleanliness and meticulousness was evident. I appreciated the Cashless payment service and the Safe dining setup. Oh, and the Room sanitization opt-out available. That's a nice touch. The first-aid kit and doctor/nurse on call were reassuring too. They even use Sterilizing equipment.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - My Kind of Paradise!
Alright, this, my friends, is where Villa Royal truly shines. The Breakfast [buffet] was a revelation. A glorious spread of everything imaginable – fresh pastries, fruity delights, cold meats, cheeses, and eggs cooked every way you can think of. Plus, they have Asian breakfast, Vegetarian restaurant, and Western breakfast. And the coffee? Rich, dark, and strong enough to jolt you awake and keep you going through the day. My biggest guilty pleasure? Their Coffee shop! A perfect place to sit and soak in the sun, slowly waking up, with an espresso whilst looking at the sea. The restaurants themselves offer a solid selection, with International cuisine in restaurant, alongside local delicacies. Salad in restaurant? Check. Soup in restaurant? You bet! My recommendation is the A la carte in restaurant, it's seriously gourmet. Plus, the Poolside bar is a must. The Happy hour and the Poolside bar were exactly as you expect.
**The **Room Service [24 hour]. Seriously, I used this *way* more than I should have. One night I may have ordered three desserts.
The Room Itself: Heaven-Sent! (And a few minor quibbles…)
Okay, let's talk about those rooms. Seriously gorgeous. Modern, spacious, and impeccably clean. I'm a sucker for a Window that opens! The view from my balcony was stunning - the Adriatic Sea sparkling like diamonds. The fact they have Non-smoking rooms is a huge win. The Air conditioning blasts cold air. The Mini bar was stocked. The bed gave me the best sleep, thanks to the Extra long bed. The Slippers were a lovely touch. The Bathrobes too.
But… here's where I get slightly critical. The Internet access – LAN was great, the Internet access – wireless was even better, but the positioning of the sockets was slightly awkward, leading me to awkwardly hunt for space.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax - My Happy Place!
Villa Royal understands the art of relaxation. They’ve got it all. The Swimming pool, the Spa is pretty good. Spa/sauna? You bet. They use Body scrub, Body wrap. Also, the Gym/fitness. When the sun went down, I went to the Sauna. And then there's the Pool with view. I could spend my days, just floating around the pools.
More Services & Conveniences: Perks of Paradise!
The staff was consistently friendly and helpful. Concierge? Spot on. Dry cleaning, Laundry service, and Ironing service, all lifesavers. They also have a Gift/souvenir shop. The Car park [free of charge] is always a win.
For the Kids (Family/Child Friendly)
I didn’t have any kids with me, but I did notice Kids facilities.
Getting Around (or Just Staying Put!)
Airport transfer, Taxi service, and Valet parking – Villa Royal takes care of everything. You could happily stay within the grounds and never leave!
The "Escape to Paradise" Offer (You Need This)
Here's the deal, folks. If you're looking for a luxurious escape, a place to truly unwind and recharge, then Hotel Villa Royal in Montenegro is calling your name. Look, it ain't perfect - no place is - but Villa Royal comes pretty damn close. Do it, book it, you won't regret it. Just remember to pack your swimsuit, your sunglasses, and a healthy dose of wanderlust. You’re going to need them.
Why Book Now?
- Unbeatable Relaxation: Luxurious rooms, a stunning pool, a world-class spa, it's your own personal sanctuary.
- Culinary Delights: Feast on incredible breakfast buffets, gourmet dining, and refreshing poolside cocktails.
- Impeccable Service: Experience the warm hospitality and attentive service that Villa Royal is known for.
- Breathtaking Scenery: Wake up to panoramic views of the Adriatic Sea – pure magic!
Ready to escape to paradise? Book your stay at Hotel Villa Royal today!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average travel itinerary. This is a mental breakdown… I mean, adventure… at Hotel Villa Royal in Tivat, Montenegro. Prepare for a rollercoaster of questionable decisions, glorious sunsets, and possibly, a near-miss with a grumpy seagull.
Pre-Trip Chaos (aka, My Life in a Nutshell)
Week Before: Holy crap, I'm going to Montenegro! Did I pack? Nope. Did I book that airport transfer? Uh… maybe. Spend three glorious hours spiraling into a black hole of travel blogs, comparing luggage sizes with a friend on WhatsApp (who, by the way, is always better prepared than me). Decide packing can be a later problem.
Day Before: Okay, now packing is a problem. Cram everything into a suitcase that's probably five sizes too small. Realize I’m missing a crucial adapter. Panic-shop for one. Discover my passport has a coffee stain on it. Breathe deeply and assume the best.
Departure Day: Wake up late. Rush around like a headless chicken. Almost miss my flight. Airport security smells like stale coffee and regret. Boarding pass miraculously scans. Thank the travel gods.
Day 1: Arrival and Adriatic Amnesia
Afternoon (Arrival at Tivat Airport): Bleary-eyed and slightly delirious from lack of sleep. Tivat Airport is teeny, charmingly so, and thankfully easy to navigate. Find the airport transfer (yay me!), which is a slightly rickety but characterful van driven by a man who looks like he's seen more of the world than I ever will. He's already complaining about tourist drivers… I can relate.
Afternoon (Hotel Villa Royal Check-in): The hotel is… well, it’s villa royal, alright. Stunning views of the bay. The lobby is breezy, and the staff seem friendly enough, though I suspect they’re accustomed to louder, more demanding guests. Me? I’m happy just to be vertical. Room is gorgeous, balcony is calling my name.
Evening (Sunset Bliss & Wine Woes): Immediately plonk myself on the balcony. The view! The light! The Adriatic Sea is shimmering. Order a glass of local wine. It's… interesting. Tastes a bit like vinegar crossed with a hint of sunshine. Decide to "power through" and order another. It doesn’t get better. Vow to stick to the beers for the rest of the trip.
Evening (Dinner at Hotel Restaurant): Dinner on the terrace, overlooking the bay. Order the seafood platter. It’s… A lot of seafood. More than I can handle. Trying not to look like a total tourist by taking way too long to figure out how to de-shell a prawn. End up covered in lemon juice and feeling slightly defeated. The waiter is kind enough to bring a bib.
Day 2: Bay of Kotor Bafflement & Beach Bumming
Morning (Day trip to Kotor): Rent a scooter (big mistake. Apparently, I’m not as skilled as I thought I was.) Motor along the winding roads to Kotor. The scenery is breathtaking, but I spend half the journey praying I don’t end up in a ditch. Kotor itself is stunning – a medieval maze of cobblestone streets, ancient churches, and cats. So. Many. Cats. They’re judging me.
Midday (Kotor Cat Craziness): Walk the city walls. It’s hot. Very hot. Nearly pass out from the heat, but the views are worth it. Buy a gelato to cool down. The gelato is better than the scooter. Spend a solid hour getting lost. And then another hour trying to find the scooter.
Afternoon (Beach Day at Porto Montenegro): Back in Tivat. Head to a beach club near Porto Montenegro (think swanky yachts and perfectly tanned bodies). Order a cocktail that costs more than my last grocery shop. Feel intensely underdressed and slightly out of place, but the turquoise water is calling.
Evening (Sunset Repeat & Beer Revelation): Back at the hotel, watch the sunset. This time, learn from my mistakes and order a local beer. It’s… perfect.
Day 3: Budva Bounce and Baroque Banter
Morning (Budva Adventure): Another day trip, this time to Budva. The bus ride is an experience in itself: a rollercoaster of hairpin turns and questionable driving skills from the bus driver. Budva's Old Town is packed with people. Trying to focus on the beauty is hard.
Midday (Old Town Overload): Stroll through the Old Town; admire the Venetian architecture; attempt to find a decent souvenir (fail); get swarmed by hawkers. Buy the cheapest thing I find. The souvenirs are either hideous or the price of gold. Realise I’m very hungry.
Afternoon (Restaurant Revelations): Find a secluded restaurant in Budva and attempt lunch. Order the local stew (more seafood). Fail to understand the waiter. It's delicious regardless.
Evening (Back to Tivat, and My Secret Obsession - The Balcony): Back at the hotel (bliss!), collapse onto the balcony once again. Watch the sunset. It’s almost a cliché, but I don’t care. This never gets old. Also, I find myself getting unusually attached to the balcony. It’s my sanctuary, my viewing port, my tiny piece of Montenegrin heaven. The way the sun hits it in the morning… the gentle breeze… it's perfect. Okay, I'm a little obsessed. Day 4: Island Escape and Emotional Meltdown
Morning (Island Boat Trip): Take a boat tour to the island of Mamula. The view. I love the view. A little bit of a history lesson. It's a little sad (lots of history), but it is beautiful.
Midday (Island Lunch): Enjoy a delicious lunch on the island, overlooking the water. Maybe I should have packed less and eaten more. I'm already looking at flight prices.
Afternoon (Back to the Balcony): Back at the hotel. (Yup, you guessed it.) Back on the balcony, watching the world go by. A wave of melancholy washes over me. Am I living the dream? Or just living in a dream? The wine (yes, wine) is starting to hit me.
Evening (My Montenegro Meltdown): Tears. All the tears. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s the beauty. Maybe it’s the wine. Maybe I'm just homesick. Whatever it is, I let it flow. Then, order room service. I then proceed to eat a massive bowl of pasta while watching a cheesy movie on the TV. No regrets.
Day 5: Departure Day (aka The Great Escape)
- Morning (Last Breakfast): The buffet. Try to be good with my breakfast choices (yeah, right). Load up on pastries. One last stunning view from the breakfast terrace.
- Late Morning (Hotel Farewell): Check out. The staff are surprisingly understanding given my state. Say goodbye to the balcony (tearfully).
- Afternoon (Homeward Bound): Arrive at the airport. Hope my passport still has a decent look. Security is a breeze this time. Plane takes off. Look back at Montenegro… "I'll Be Back!". End.
Escape to Paradise: Hotel Villa Royal - Your Chaotic Guide to Montenegro
Okay, so, Hotel Villa Royal... Is it actually Paradise? Or just, you know, another hotel with a fancy name?
The Views. Everyone raves about them. Are they *that* good? Seriously?
What about the rooms? Are they truly "Royal"? Are we talking gold-plated toilet seats? Because I'm not sure my budget allows for THAT.
Let's talk food. Is it edible? Is it… good? And are there any options for a picky eater like myself?
The Staff. Everyone says something different. Friendly? Cold? What's the deal?
Is there stuff *to do* besides stare at pretty views and eat amazing food? Or, is that the whole point?
Any Quirks or Things to Watch Out For? Give Me the Real Dirt!
