Bend's Hidden Gem: The Newberry Hotel's Unbelievable Luxury!
Bend's Hidden Gem: The Newberry Hotel – Buckle Up, Buttercup, You're in for a Treat (Maybe?)
Okay, so I thought I knew luxury. I mean, I've scrolled through enough Instagram feeds of influencer-types, right? But the Newberry Hotel in Bend… whoa. It's not just a stay; it's an experience. And after spending a week there, I'm still unpacking my feelings… and maybe a few lint rollers because, let's be honest, the carpets are plush.
First, the Accessibility (Because Real Life, Folks!)
This is HUGE, people. I'm talking actual, thoughtful accessibility, not just a ramp slapped on the side of the building. The Newberry Hotel truly gets it.
- Wheelchair accessible?: Check. They have rooms designed specifically for wheelchair users.
- Elevator?: Absolutely. Saved my legs after those epic hikes!
- Facilities for disabled guests?: Yep. They've thought of the details. (I didn't need those features, but the impression that they're there is comforting)
Getting Connected (aka My Online Life is Basically Oxygen)
Look, I need Wi-Fi. I need it like I need coffee in the morning (and trust me, I need a lot of coffee). And The Newberry? They hook you up.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: YES! My Instagram feed rejoiced!
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Perfect for catching up on emails while pretending to be a sophisticated traveler.
- Internet [LAN]: For the hardcore tech nerds… I think. I just needed my Instagram, okay?
Safety First (Because 2024 is Wild)
Okay, pandemic anxieties? I hear ya. And the Newberry Hotel gets the whole "safety" thing. Big time.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Phew.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Makes sense.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Relieved.
- Hand sanitizer: EVERYWHERE. Honestly, I felt like I was living in a germ-free bubble… almost.
But… and this is the slightly messy, human part… they have room sanitization opt-out available. Which, honestly, made me think. Like, who opts out? Are they… fearless? Maybe I should be more fearless… or maybe I just needed the germaphobe vibes. 🤔
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Because, Priorities)
Alright, let's talk food. Because, let's be honest, a hotel can make or break you based on the grub.
- Restaurants: Plural! Several options, the most exciting for the adventurous eater.
- Bar: The bar is a must. Especially if you're doing the spa experience first (details to come!)
- Breakfast [buffet]: OMG, buffet! I mean, breakfast in bed is amazing, but a buffet is more like getting to sample everything you love at once.
- Coffee shop: Crucial. I told you. Coffee. Obsessed.
- Poolside bar: Ahhhh… just the idea of it… more details later
- Happy hour: Yes! Very yes.
Side Note: The Poolside Bar & My Existential Crisis
Okay, so the pool itself is GORGEOUS. Swimming pool [outdoor]: Check. Pool with view: double check! I went to the poolside bar for a cocktail. The sun was setting, painting the sky in these ridiculous, gorgeous colors. I ordered a margarita (amazing), and was just… stunned. Like, suddenly I wondered if my life had, for a moment, gotten really good? It was too much. I almost shed a tear. Maybe I should have been a little tougher, a little jaded. But the moment was what it was: Beautiful. 💯
Ways to Relax (Because We All Need a Break)
This is where the Newberry Hotel REALLY shines. It's pure indulgence.
- Spa: The pièce de résistance. Oh, the spa…
- Massage: A must-have. I opted for the "Deep Tissue, Knead Me Now" package. It was… intense. I think I spent the next two days just lounging in my bathrobe. (Don't judge.)
- Sauna: Ahh, the dry heat. (I adore a Sauna)
- Steamroom: Steam… I'm not as keen on steam.
- Gym/fitness: I walked up some stairs, does that count?
- Foot bath: OMG, yes. The foot bath after a day of hiking? Heavenly.
- Body scrub, Body wrap: I didn't experience this, but it sounds amazing. My next trip!
Anecdote Time: The Spa Experience
Okay, the spa. It’s beyond. The staff are kind and helpful, and the whole place smells like… well, happiness and overpriced essential oils. I got a massage. Seriously, I think I fell asleep during it. I think I drooled a little. I’m not even sorry. The only slight snag was the massage therapist who maybe talked a little too much about her ex. But, hey, even in paradise, there are a few imperfections.
Rooms: Luxury! (But with a Few Quirks)
The rooms? They’re plush. They're well-designed. They're… almost too perfect.
- Air conditioning: Essential.
- Blackout curtains: Brilliant.
- Bathrobes: Ah, the luxury.
- Free bottled water: hydration is key.
- Coffee/tea maker: caffeine.
- Internet access – Wi-Fi [free]: more online time.
- Separate shower/bathtub: You can't not love this!
Where the Hotel Lost me
On the first day, a small coffee stain emerged on the white duvet. So, I tried to clean it. And the next day it was still there. And well, on the third day, I just started to laugh. In the end, the staff were amazing and fixed it, but it was a reminder that perfection is impossible. Even in a hotel with a pool with a view and 24-hour room service. (Which by the way, the room service was surprisingly fast, considering.)
For the Kids (Because Families Deserve Luxury Too)
- Babysitting service: Good to know!
- Family/child friendly: So many fun outdoor spaces.
- Kids meal: Not for me but good news!
The Quirky Stuff (Because Life Isn't Standard)
- Smoking area: Available.
- Proposal spot: You know. In case you’re into that.
- Shrine: Okay, maybe not the most common hotel amenity. But, hey, more power to ya.
The Annoyances
- There was some noise from the exterior corridor. Not the worst, but did occasionally wake me.
- The mini-bar was super tempting. And expensive.
Overall Impression
The Newberry Hotel is a splurge. It’s not cheap. But, honestly, you get what you pay for. And what you get is a chance to escape, to indulge, to feel… well, pretty darn good. It’s luxurious, it’s thoughtful, and it’s got a slightly off-kilter charm that makes it feel less stuffy and more… human.
My Honest Recommendation: If you need to get away from the everyday, the Newberry is the place. Go. Book it. Live a little. And maybe, just maybe, I'll see you at the poolside bar.
The Offer: Book Your Escape to the Newberry Hotel Now!
Tired of the same old routine? Need to recharge? Crave a little luxury?
Then escape to Bend's hidden gem: The Newberry Hotel! This isn't just a hotel stay; it's a chance to truly relax, to indulge your senses, and to feel like you're living in a dream.
Here's what you'll get when you book with us:
- Free Wi-Fi to stay connected (or disconnect, your choice!)
- Access to our stunning outdoor pool with a breathtaking view – perfect for those Instagram-worthy moments!
- Unwind in our luxurious spa with a massage, sauna, or foot bath.
- Enjoy exquisite dining options, from the buffet to the poolside bar.
- Plus, all the safety and convenience you expect, from contactless check-in to top-notch sanitation.
- Special Offer: Book within the week and get a free bottle of wine upon arrival!
Book now and experience the Newberry Hotel difference!
[Link to Booking Page]
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Escape to Paradise: Unforgettable Luxury at Hotel Glendower, Nuwara Eliya
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, perfectly-formatted travel itinerary. This is a diary of my Bend, Oregon adventure at The Newberry Hotel, and let me tell you, things got real. Expect tangents, questionable decisions, and a healthy dose of “what was I thinking?"
Day 1: Arrival in Bend (and the Quest for the Perfect Coffee)
1:00 PM: Arrived in Bend. Flight was delayed because of some guy's emotional support llama. (Yes, seriously. Llama. On a plane. Don't ask.) Already feeling the grumpy travel fatigue. Luckily, the air is fresh, the mountains are HUGE, and the Newberry front desk person, bless her heart, was genuinely cheerful. This is a good start, right? Right?
1:30 PM: Checked into the hotel. Room's nice, a modern minimalist, and the view of the Deschutes River? Oof. Swooning. I even took a picture. (Which, let's be honest, will probably end up on Instagram with a cringe-worthy caption like "Living my best Pacific Northwest life!" Ugh.)
2:00 PM: The Coffee Crisis. Okay, here's where things get real. I need coffee. Badly. The in-room coffee situation? Let’s just say it’s a sad, sad excuse for caffeine. Decided to go on a caffeine-fueled quest. Heard good things about Thump Coffee and Jackson's Corner. The first, I'm not sure if my teeth were strong enough. I ordered a small latte (because I was trying to be good) and it tasted like pure burnt charcoal infused with sadness. My face must have given it away because the barista just shrugged and mumbled something about "Pacific Northwest standards." Okay, then. Jackson's? Fantastic. Worth the trek, the wait, and the mild caffeine shakes. Note to self: stock up. This is critical.
3:00 PM: Wandered the streets. The streets are clean, the people are friendly, and I feel like I've accidentally stumbled into a hipster utopia. Everyone's got a beard, a flannel, and a dog named something like "Aspen" or "Birch." I mean, good for them, but it's also slightly intimidating. Also, almost got run over by a cyclist wearing a helmet with a tiny, aerodynamic rooster on top. Seriously. What is happening here?
4:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Needed a nap. That coffee quest wiped me out. Plus my feet hurt.
7:00 PM: Dinner at Zydeco Kitchen & Cocktails. Okay, this was actually amazing. Gumbo that made me weep with joy (okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, but it was delicious, okay?). Drinks that were strong. Service that was friendly. I finally started to relax. Maybe Bend isn't so bad.
9:00 PM: Found a cozy spot by the Newberry Hotel's rooftop fireplace and tried to read. Gave up and people-watched instead. Saw a couple get engaged. Aww. Then the other guy spilled his beer and their dog started chasing pigeons. Life!
Day 2: Adventure (and a Near-Disaster)
- 8:00 AM: Coffee from Jackson's Corner: stocked up. Necessary.
- 9:00 AM: Kayaking on the Deschutes River. Booked a guided tour. (Smart, because I'm notoriously clumsy on water. And land. And pretty much everything.) Beautiful scenery. Gentle current. I felt like I was in a postcard. Until…
- 10:00 AM: Disaster Strikes! A rogue gust of wind, a poorly timed paddle stroke, and BAM! I capsized. In the freezing Deschutes River. Mortification doesn't even begin to cover it. Guide rescued me (thank god), I spent the rest of the paddle shivering and dripping. (I swear, I saw the kayakers on the other side of the river laughing).
- 11:00 AM: Back at the Hotel. Changed clothes, and drank all the hot water in the shower, trying to thaw out. Wrapped myself in every cozy blanket in the room and did some damage-control. I mean, a little freezing never killed anyone, right? Right?
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at the hotel restaurant: The Well. I ordered the best warming soup, and ate it slowly, savoring every bite. This is redemption.
- 2:00 PM: Strolled through Drake Park. Watched a dog chase a ball. The simplest things, you know? Decided to stop trying to be an "adventurer." Just a person chillin' out.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at Bos Taurus. The ambiance was great. Steak was perfectly cooked. But the whole thing was slightly soulless. Like, sure they have great cuts of meats, but is there a personality? No. It was all a little… flat. I wanted more life! More grit! More something! The next time, I'm making my own dinner in the hotel room.
- 9:00 PM: Back at the hotel, had the hotel's in-room cocktails. Better than the coffee.
Day 3: Reflection and Departure (and a Last-Minute Coffee Run)
- 8:00 AM: Woke Up!
- 8:30 AM: Coffee. Jackson's. (I’m addicted).
- 9:30 AM: Checked out. Surprisingly, I was sad to leave. Bend, despite my soggy kayak moment and the occasional underwhelming meal, had grown on me. The Newberry Hotel was a solid home base, and the staff was genuinely friendly (even after my freezing river episode, I’m sure they saw my name on the insurance form).
- 10:00 AM: One last drive through Pilot Butte State Scenic Viewpoint. The views were worth it, absolutely stunning. Take a breath, remember to breath. Appreciated the moment. Take pictures.
- 11:00 AM: A final Jackson's coffee to go (essential travel strategy, people!).
- 12:00 PM: Headed to the airport. Goodbye, Bend. You weird, beautiful place. I'll be back – though maybe I'll stick to the dry land next time… or not. Who knows.
Final Thoughts: This trip wasn't perfect. There were hiccups, missteps, a near-hypothermic experience, and a whole lot of caffeine consumption. But it was real. And that, my friends, is what makes a trip a good one. Now, all I need to do is figure out how to get that darn llama out of my head. And maybe find a decent coffee maker.
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The Newberry Hotel: Bend's Secret That Shouldn't Be Secret (But I'm Low-Key Glad It Is) - FAQs
Okay, seriously, is this place *actually* as ridiculously luxurious as the website makes it sound? Because sometimes those websites are just...liars.
What's the deal with the location? Is it actually "in the heart of Bend" or just "close-ish"?
The rooms... Are they worth the price tag? It's Bend, not the Ritz!
The food? I've heard whispers of an amazing restaurant on site. Spill the tea!
Is there a spa, or gym, or anything else to keep me busy besides eating and sleeping in a cloud-bed?
Any downsides? Like, anything that *isn't* perfect?
Final verdict: Would you actually recommend the Newberry Hotel?
