Escape to Paradise: Luxury Boat House on Sellicks Hill, Australia
Escape to Paradise: Sellicks Hill - Honestly? It's Pretty Freakin' Awesome (and Here's Why)
Alright, buckle up, because I’m about to spill the tea (or maybe a chilled glass of something delicious from the poolside bar, more on that later) about Escape to Paradise: The Luxury Boat House on Sellicks Hill, Australia. Forget those sterile, cookie-cutter hotel reviews. This ain't that. This is the unfiltered, messy, and utterly human account of my stay. And let me tell you, it was…well, let’s just say I'm still dreaming of the view.
First Impressions: That View. Seriously, That View.
Landing at the boat house, the first thing that slaps you in the face (in a good way) isn't the ocean spray, it's the view. Seriously. Sellicks Hill unfolds before you, a panorama of turquoise water meeting a seemingly endless sky. It’s the kind of vista that makes you want to throw your phone in the ocean (but, you know, you wouldn't do that, right? I almost did… for a second).
Accessibility… Let's Get Real (And Positive!)
Okay, so accessibility? Not my forte, but I'm a stickler for honesty. I didn’t personally check, but the website assures Facilities for disabled guests are available. The elevator is a massive plus, and I did see some ramps, which is a good start. For anyone with specific needs, definitely contact the hotel in advance. Don't just take my word for it – verify! Because… you know. Life.
Cleanliness & Safety: Sanitized Bliss (with a Side of Peace of Mind)
This is where Escape to Paradise shines. They’re clearly taking hygiene seriously. Seeing Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays made me breathe a HUGE sigh of relief. Especially with all the… stuff going on in the world right now. I actually felt safe enough to relax. The staff were also well-trained, always wearing masks and practicing physical distancing. Plus, Hand sanitizer was everywhere. Like, everywhere. Which, let's be honest, is kinda sexy these days.
The Rooms: My Floating Palace (Almost)
My room? Heaven. Okay, maybe exaggerating a little, but it was damn good. Air conditioning, a mini bar, a private bathroom… the essentials. I was especially in love with the blackout curtains. Hello, sleep-in potential! The Free Wi-Fi worked perfectly (bless up!), and the Free bottled water was a lifesaver after a long day of…well, relaxing. The bathrobes were fluffy, the slippers were comfy… small touches, but they make a big difference. I did miss having a balcony, but the view from the window was enough to make me close again.
Dining: Food, Glorious Food (and a Few Hiccups)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Symphony of Flavors (Mostly!)
Okay, the food. This is where things got interesting. The Boathouse boasts a range of options including a:
- Restaurants: Featuring a A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, and Soup in restaurant!
- Poolside bar: Perfect for those sun-drenched afternoons. Happy hour was a highlight. Trust me on this!
- Snack bar: Convenient for late-night cravings.
- Room service [24-hour]: Because sometimes, you just want breakfast in bed (or midnight pizza).
- Breakfast [buffet], and Breakfast service, Breakfast takeaway service: A great way to start the day. I loved the fresh fruit and the endless coffee.
- Bottle of water: always appreciated.
It wasn’t all smooth sailing, though. One morning, the Asian breakfast was, let's just say, not quite what I'd expected. But the Western breakfast was a solid win, eggs, bacon.. the works. They were super accommodating about my dietary needs by offering Alternative meal arrangements!
The Spa and Relaxation: That Massage (And the Steam Room Saga)
Alright, let’s talk about the spa. This is where Escape to Paradise really delivers. They have the whole shebang: Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]. I did a spa massage and… oh. My. God. It was the kind of massage that melts away every ounce of stress you didn't even realize you were carrying. The masseuse was a magician. Pure bliss.
The steam room, though? That’s where things got funny. Okay, not funny during the experience, but retrospectively… Let's just say I didn't realize how claustrophobic I could get until I was enveloped in hot, dense air. I panicked. I almost yanked the door off its hinges! (Luckily, I didn't). But yeah, don't be like me. Take it slow. Enjoy the steam. And maybe bring a friend for moral support.
Things to Do: From Lounging to… Lounging
What's there to do? Mostly, that stunning view. However, there are also:
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: to work off those delicious meals. I skipped this.
- Pool with view: The absolute star. I spent hours basking in the sun, sipping cocktails, and generally feeling like a queen.
- Things to do: Indoor venue for special events, Outdoor venue for special events, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Wi-Fi for special events,
The Kid-Friendly Factor:
I didn't bring kids, so I can't speak from experience, but the Boathouse seemed family-friendly. Babysitting service and Kids meal were available according to the details.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference
- 24-hour Front desk: super handy.
- Concierge: Very helpful, especially with booking tours and activities.
- Daily housekeeping: My room got tidied up daily, which was so nice.
- Laundry service: I never used it, but it's there!
- Cash withdrawal: Useful for those spontaneous shopping sprees.
- Car park [free of charge]: Always a bonus!
- Airport transfer: Offered which is a huge convenience.
The Quirks and Imperfections (Because Life Isn’t Perfect)
Okay, so no place is perfect. The Wi-Fi in public areas was a little spotty at times. There was a minor mix-up with my dinner order one night, but the staff handled it professionally and with a smile. And occasionally, just occasionally, the sound of the waves could keep you awake which is not necessarily a bad thing.
The Verdict: Run, Don’t Walk!
So, would I recommend Escape to Paradise? Absolutely, YES. This is a place designed to relax, recharge, and reconnect with yourself (and maybe the ocean!). It's a wonderful base to explore Sellicks Hill . It's not flawless, but the magic of the view, the luxury touches, the amazing staff (especially the masseuse, seriously), and the overall vibe make it a truly special experience.
My One Regret: Not staying longer.
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Subject: Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Getaway Awaits (with a View That'll Blow Your Mind!)
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- World-Class Spa: Get ready for a massage that melts your stress away (seriously, it's life-changing!)
- Delicious Dining: From buffets to gourmet Asian cuisine, there's something to delight every palate.
- Unforgettable Service: The staff are the best. Friendly, attentive, and ready to make your escape perfect.
- Safety and Hygiene: Fully committed to your safety.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a chaotic, glorious, sun-drenched mess of a trip to Boat House, Sellicks Hill, South Australia. This isn't your Aunt Mildred's meticulously planned cruise. Oh no. This is life, with sand between our toes and probably a seagull trying to steal our chips.
Day 1: Arrival, Mild Panic, and the Promise of Seafood
- 9:00 AM: The flight. Ugh. Let's just say my luggage and I have a complicated relationship. Currently, it's sitting in Sydney, while I'm in the Adelaide airport. Fantastic start. Cue the internal screaming. I'm already behind schedule because of the luggage fiasco so I have to skip picking up anything I need to add on my trip list.
- 10:00 AM: Rental car secured (eventually). The poor chap at the rental desk looked like he'd seen a ghost when I arrived, hair a mess, barely holding it together. He asked if I am ok, of course not. Finally, get the keys and start making my way to Sellicks Hill. The drive. Oh sweet lord, the drive. The coastal road is breathtaking, but I'm pretty sure I almost drove off a cliff trying to take a picture of the scenery. Priorities, people. Priorities.
- 12:00 PM: Arrive at Boat House. WOW. It’s exactly as picture, but the photos don't do justice to the way the wind whips in off the ocean, it made me feel small. Drop luggage, mostly. The air smells like salt and FREEDOM. This is it. This is where I forget to pay the bills for a week.
- 12:30 PM - 2:00 PM: Unpacking/Exploring/Immediate Regret. Now for the fun part, except it’s always the worst. Realized I've packed the wrong shampoo. Minor panic ensues. Attempt to find a place to buy shampoo, and groceries because i didn't know how to cook anything.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Sellicks Beach Reconnaissance. Down to the beach! Wandered along Sellicks Beach. The sand is unbelievably soft. The waves are crashing. Saw a little kid building a ridiculously elaborate sandcastle, like, the kid's got more architectural skill than I do. He judged my attempt for the sandcastle.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the Boat House Restaurant (fingers crossed). Seriously, if they're out of fresh seafood, I might cry. Hoping for oysters, good wine, maybe a sunset… yes, please. (Update: The oysters were divine. The wine flowed freely. The sunset? Pure magic. I’m already in love with this place.)
Day 2: The Sea, The Sand, The Lobster… and A Potential Disaster (or Two)
- 8:00 AM: Attempt to make coffee. Fail spectacularly. The coffee machine is currently winning. Ended up walking to a cafe for a proper caffeine fix – seriously, how do people function without coffee?
- 9:30 AM: Beach Time, Take 2. Decided I'm going to learn to surf. Famous last words. I'm like a newborn giraffe on a surfboard. Ended up mostly swallowing seawater. The waves are deceptively strong. My dignity took a beating. The instructor, a very patient and handsome local, called me “enthusiastic”.
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Lobster. Right. Today is the day I conquer the lobster. Went to the market after getting my surf lesson, bought the lobster, and went home and tried to cook. It’s a disaster. The lobster looked at me with judgment. I googled, I watch YouTube videos, It's a mess. Burnt butter everywhere. Smoke alarm blares (almost burnt the place down!). Embarrassment level: high. It's still a lobster in the trash.
- 2:00 PM: A long walk on the beach to soothe the ego.
- 4:00 PM: Shopping for a good meal and a dinner plan.
- 7:00 PM: Enjoy a well-deserved meal at a local pub, after the lobster debacle, and drink away the day's mistakes.
Day 3: Cliffs, Coastlines, and a Potential Meltdown
- 9:00 AM: Finally, the luggage arrived, and I can celebrate the day.
- 10:00 AM: The Drive. The coastal cliffs are stunning, the road is winding… and I'm pretty sure my stomach is now doing the cha-cha. I definitely saw a whale. Maybe. Or a particularly large wave. It was all a blur, the view stunning.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a little cafe overlooking the sea. More seafood (because, why not?). Tried something called "Garlic Prawns". It's the best garlic prawns I've ever had in my life.
- 1:00 PM-3:00 PM: Beach again. Sunbathing. Sleeping.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner and watching the sunset
Day 4: Departure (with a heavy heart… and probably a sunburn)
- 8:00 AM: Last sunrise at Sellicks Beach. Sigh. This has been amazing.
- 10:00 AM: Drive back to the airport. Trying not to cry.
- 12:00 AM: Delayed flight (surprise!). I should have known.
- 1:00 AM: I'm on my way, with a heart full of memories, and probably a suitcase full of sand.
This is just a rough guide – life has a funny way of changing plans. And that’s ok! The best thing about Sellicks Hill is the freedom to just be. So go get lost, throw a tantrum over a lobster, and soak up every single gorgeous moment. You deserve it.
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So, You Wanna Escape to Paradise... On a Boat House?! (Sellicks Hill Edition)
1. Alright, spill! What *exactly* is this 'Escape to Paradise' thing? And is it even *real*? (Seriously, I’m a bit cynical.)
Okay, deep breaths. Yes, it’s real! I almost thought it was a fever dream myself after seeing the photos. It's a luxury boathouse perched on Sellicks Hill, in the Fleurieu Peninsula. Think less "rusty bucket on the high seas" and more "architectural statement on water." Picture this: floor-to-ceiling windows, sunsets that’ll make you weep (in a good way, mostly), and the general feeling of being *very* far away from your overflowing inbox. Look, the pictures are accurate, mostly... There are just a few things they don’t show, like the slightly wobbly pier (hold on tight, mate!), and the *insanely* tempting smell of fish & chips wafting up from the nearby pub on a Friday night. (I succumbed, naturally.)
2. Location, Location, Location – Give me the lowdown. Is it isolated? Or am I going to be tripping over other tourists? (I have anxiety, okay?)
Okay, location: Sellicks Hill, South Australia. Let's be honest, it's not *slap-bang* in the middle of the wilderness. But it's got that perfect balance. You're near the beach, right there. You get the ocean views. You can *hear* the ocean, which you can't replicate on a digital soundboard, I'm told. You're also within a short drive of (and this is important) a pub. And a decent coffee shop. So, isolated? No. Serene and relatively private? Absolutely. I mean, unless you count the seagulls. Those buggers are *everywhere*. They have no sense of personal space. Just a heads up on that. Consider this an imperfect paradise, by a large margin.
3. The *Boat House* part – Is it actually on the water? Do I need seasickness tablets? Because, I'm not a sailor.
Sort of? Yes, it *is* on the water's edge. It’s built out, practically on the rocks. It rocks. It's not like a giant barge drifting about. It's *attached* to the land, but you DO still get that wonderful feeling of being surrounded by the ocean. Seasickness tablets... probably not necessary unless you have a *very* sensitive stomach. But, I will say this: during a particularly spirited storm (one night a few weeks ago), it did feel a *little* like being gently rocked to sleep. Which was actually… kind of lovely, once the initial panic subsided.
4. What's the *inside* like? Luxury? Cluttered mess? (My worst fear is a tiny, sterile space.)
Okay, inside: it's *definitely* luxury. Think modern design, high-end appliances, and furniture that makes you feel like you should be in a design magazine. It's not tiny. BUT! And here's the slightly messy truth: It's beautifully designed, clean, but not overly pristine. They've clearly considered the messiness of real life. Let's just say it wasn't like one of those soulless show homes. It's got *personality*. I remember one rogue seagull getting into the bedroom at dawn (it was a *thing*), and I swear, the place isn’t a blank canvas - it just *feels* like you're in a private, beautiful world.
5. Food, glorious food! Can I cook? Is there a BBQ? (Because I'm not surviving on takeaway for a week.)
Yes! Rejoice, foodies! The kitchen is *fully* equipped. Top-of-the-line appliances, everything you need to channel your inner chef. There's also a BBQ on the deck with some of the most glorious views for which to cook. Honestly, I cooked *way* more than I usually do on a holiday. Partly because I was trying to avoid the temptations of the nearby pub (failed miserably on the first night), and partly because it was just so damn pleasant to stand there, cooking, and watching the ocean. The only downside? I have to be perfectly honest, be prepared for the seagulls. They are *relentless*. Protect your food! (I lost a sausage to a particularly brazen one.)
6. Activities? What's there to *do* besides sit and look pretty? (I get bored easily.)
Okay, aside from the obvious (staring at the view, which is an acceptable activity), there's plenty. You're right next to the beach. Swim, sunbathe, walk, whatever floats your boat (pun intended). You can explore the Fleurieu Peninsula itself - wine regions, cute little towns, hiking trails. Or you can do *nothing*. Seriously. Bring a good book, your favorite snacks, and just... be. I spent a whole afternoon doing just that, watching the clouds roll by. Bliss. (Warning: May cause excessive relaxation. Side effects include forgetting what day it is.)
7. Okay, but the *truth*? Any major downsides? Any "hidden fees" or gotchas? (Because the *catch* is always the catch...)
Alright, the unvarnished truth. Yes, there are *some* things. Firstly, the pier is a bit…treacherous at low tide. Watch your step! And the aforementioned seagulls. They are like, an avian mafia. Secondly, the price isn't exactly budget-friendly. It's a luxury escape, so expect to pay accordingly. There might be some extra cleaning fees. Be sure to check the fine print. And finally.. prepare yourself for the heartbreaking moment when you have to leave. It's truly hard to say goodbye. Seriously. I *almost* cried.
8. Best time to visit?
Honestly, any time is probably pretty great. But the sunsets are *extra* special in the warmer months, so spring or autumn are probably a good bet. Summer is great too, obviously, but be prepared for crowds. While it doesn't get super cold in the winter the wind can be a bit brisk by the sea.
9. I'm sold! (Almost). Anything else I *really* need to know? (Like, the *secret* to happiness on thisBoutique Inns
